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A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.
These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!
Did you know today is Sleep Naked Day?
sleep syncing: when you and a friend(s) wake up at the same time usually in the middle of night or really early morning. You start to sleep at the same time and or get the same dreams if there is more then two people sleep synced, you will frequently wake up until your unsynced.
Since the tornado alarm went off, we all woke up at the same time and now we are sleep syncing!
Oh hey man, Wisconsin is sleep deprived again
A podcast made by Qcode and Woodelf, co-produced and acted in by Mark Edward Fishbach. The podcast is soon to air into a netflix show.
Well fuck me with a chainsaw but I don't think anyone in this diddly darn website knows what The edge of sleep is.
Masturbating while sleeping
Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??
Umm Barbara, I know you did