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The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".
"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
After the corrupt relationship the former President of South Africa,Jacob Zuma had with a family generally known as the Gupta brothers,any form of government collusion with anyone to squander State funds is now called State Capture
A State Capture commission was setup to see how much the state lost to the Gupta brothers
Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.
Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.
Dervish state was a Dhulbahante state founded in Dareema Caddo and a successor to the Dhulbahante garadship
she member dervish state
“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage”
“But that’s extortion!”
“That’s okay, I work for the State”
You don't got the balls to do it without the state giving you permission and for them to do that I need to give the state permission.
Hym "Not all that deep actually. All I see is a media apparatus backed by the state shielding a charlatan from exposure so they can sell their incest cult to retards."
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.