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When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.
DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.
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N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.
Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.
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Another OYW side-story in U.C. Gundam. While its isn't the best Gundam series, it's still good. Plus, the villian, Ghinius, is hot ^_~
I watch 08th, mainly to drool over Ghinius, though.
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Group of baseball players too shitty to be on JV, they do not take anything seriously and love men
“Oh did you guys here that C team baseball is playing tomorrow”
“Who gives a shit”
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Team Fortress 2 is a game where you just shoot enemies .-.
all classes: scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, engineer, sniper, spy, medic, heavy.
teams: blue and red
person 1: have you seen this game team fortress 2
person 2: ITS FOR $194124
person 1: no its for free
person 2: what
person 1: okay
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A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards
Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race
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The best girl's field hockey team in Rhode Island. These girls are insanely good, so much so that they are the envy of other teams. They have great team spirit, and have received awards for their sportsmanship. But you don't want to mess with them either, you will get crushed. The girls on this team are talented, beautiful, and hilarious, plus, they all look gorgeous in their kilts. If your team has to compete with Pilgrim, expect to lose.
Field Hockey Player 1: We are playing the Pilgrim field hockey team today.
Field Hockey Player 2: Aww, we're gonna lose. But we'll have fun, they're a good time!
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