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when your girlfriend is pregnant you masturbate and cum in her vagina
" hello welcome to Wang's sushi bar would you like a salmon roll"
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An awesome group of people that stick together, are supportive, help one another and don't judge each other no matter what
A: "Who are those guys?"
B: "Oh, they're The Sinnamon Rolls!*
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The automatic phone call your cell phone makes sometimes when you sit down wearing it on your belt because of the rolls of fat around your middle.
I answered my phone the other day but no one was there. It could have been a roll call from Steve. I'm first on his contact list.
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The art of throwing a brick through your nemesis' window with a QR code linked to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" wrapped around it.
M8 my lecturer just gave me a fucking roasting and told me to quit the course so brick rolled the cunt and popped off for a Nandos.
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When a person is preforming a rim job, and the person getting their butthole licked decides to fart in the mouth of the "rim jobber" and accidently shits in their face.
Man 1: "That bitch Tonya refused to hangout with me on Friday so when I saw her Saturday I gave her the Ol' Rolling Thunder!"
Man 2: "Ew. Thats why she tasted so bad..."
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a large roll of cash about an inch wide and in a cylinder shape that is held together by a rubber band.
Connor: Yo dawg check dis out. I got dis roll of serious paper!
Eric: Nah fool, dats yo JIMMY ROLL right there.
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While performing the art of love of the canine persuasion, the man quickly pulls his member from his partners fleshy crevace, spreads her cheeks, and hocks a big one in her anus. Then, WITHOUT PERMISSION, jams his member into said anus with intent to wreck. *Note: Chafing will ensue*
"Dude, I totally Roll Tided two bitches last nite. You could say I completely wrecked'em... and now my balls stink."
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