money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

Poster child

1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something

1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"

Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍

“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

child boil

the act of boiling a child

we ran out of food so we had to child boil

Love child

1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married

4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair

All definitions male equivalent is Natural child

1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child

5. The queen's love child