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Obese cow

A morbidly obese cow

Oh look its an obese cow

by ThE.dIcTiOnArY October 1, 2021


cow hunting

When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.

Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.

by ThatDarnGuyInTheCorner January 18, 2021


Ride it like a cow girl >:)

I know wha you here for.

Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.

Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy

by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023


Bust in a Cow

When you fuck a overweight person.

Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!

by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021


Says the cow

When a cow talks

I just did a backflip says the cow

by Saysthedog January 14, 2018


cow corn

Dumb hick women who believe everything they're told. Usually a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are actually a 3 on her best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was really cow corn

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021


Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021