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When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.
12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A social media profile that is mainly made up of self taken photos selfies
Majority of these pictures are taken in their bathroom in front of a mirror and or any mirror they come across.
Comment:
"All I ever see that girl post is selfies."
Response:
"Yea man, she's living in a house of mirrors"
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The best anime of all time!
Incredible storyline, funny characters, super realistic animation and more. Most "anime fans" would rather watch something cheap like naruto or attack on titan, but the true anime fans knows that the Cory in the house is the best anime ever. The animation is so realistic that one could say it's live action. Every single joke is so well done that millions of fans were laughing so hard that they fell of the sofa to floor and broe bedrock. It is that well made. If you are new to anime, we recommend you to firstly watch this beaty, because it is better than any Anime out there.
Keng needs to die for saying it's gay
Ann: cory in the house is awesome!
Bob: No, it isn't.
Ann: Yes it is!
Bob: I changed my mind, let's watch it together!
Ann: Hell yeah!
Pink Guy: ey b0ss, you wanna watch some Cory in the House?
Franku: Hell Yeah!!! Cory-San is the greatest anime ever...
Tom: So what we are going to watch?
Edd: Cory in the house!
Tom: Exactly
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Calque from German "Altes Haus". Used to say hello to an old friend, whom one hasn't seen in a long time.
"Mike, old house! Long time no see!"
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An unholy house of HELL and TERROR. Four walls of Filth where Men and Boys are unsafe to sleep for fear of Attack from a DEATH WENCH. To be found in the presence of said DEATH WENCH, you would be seen to have DONE THE DODGE!!!
Me: 'where is Carlos?'
Vicky: 'she's gone to the DEATH HOUSE to restock provisions and to save Dobell from the crippling grip of the DEATH WENCH and her filthy minions!'
Me: 'Do you think we should help her?'
Vicky: 'Nar that's kool, she's a full grown EMOTRAMP, and besides, she's safe enough...she doesn't have a penis!'
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A house owned by Swishers Cigarillos. Home of Wiz Khalifa, Paul Rodriguez, Ty Dolla $ign, Mike Dean and other blunt heads. Referenced by Lil Uzi Vert once, saying "I feel like I'm part of Swisher House."
"I feel like I'm apart of Swisher House"
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A "Trap House" is a building or apartment that serves as a place to buy/sell drugs. These houses are typically occupied by a majority male crowd. The occupants, unknowingly, ward off females with their unique vibes. Recent study's have found that 70% of trap house occupants are gay.
Chadswick, why were you at 90th? Everyone knows trap houses are gay.
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