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A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:
1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy
Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
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Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together
We were doing the roastbeef shuffle
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(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.
"Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"
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The statement which comes before or during sexual interactions between a white male and Hindu woman
Under my Hindu girlfriend’s parents bed I screamed, ‘Eat My Beef!’ Just as I came into her, alarming her parents while they were having sex above us.
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Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it
It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!
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(N) The term used to describe when a women wraps their legs around a persons neck and defecates all over their face.
Girl to her friend "I gave Drake such a great Jamaican Beef Wrap last night, but i forgot that he didnt like corn."
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is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez
i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds
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