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The final battle between James Bond 007 and his psychotic nemesis Max Zorin took place on it's girders.
Witnessing all of his brilliantly laid-out plans go up in flames and his revenge plot backfiring, Max Zorin grabbed an axe, jumped from his immobilized blimp unto the Golden Gate girders, and charged the one man that ruined everything.
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Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen
Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night
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The team that only bandwagons go for. Will soon be trash again against the San Antonio Spurs and other more consistent teams. Know for the most boring games as they don't know how to get in the paint instead the just shoot threes. They also have the most cocky man in the world Steph Curry and a fat centre call ZaZa who injured loads of players but the bandwagons always come up with a excuse. Yep the worst team in the NBA. OH and 92-10 was a record that wasn't meant to be broken EVER!
Oh I thought he went for the heat
Nope just another golden state warriors fan
He will swich teams in a Year or two
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The most putrid high school known to man. Golden High School. Plain and simple. Located in Colorado, with their mascot (the demon) they suck at all things athletic, academic, and skill related....which is pretty much entirely what life is... in addition to the fact that they suck, they are all complete weed eaters, acid trippers, coke snorters and penis suckers. The one thing that sucks most about their athletics is their lacrosse. Having not even any players mentioned in the state newspaper, or given a scholarship to a seriously sick D1 east coast college, they simply do not, can not, and will not have any future in hoping to become good. The Wheat Ridge Lacrosse team has many standout players that continuously recieve offers from those beast colleges on the east coast known for their outstanding lacrosse. Bottom line, golden lacrosse will never be as good as Wheat Ridge Lacrosse. Wheat Ridge High School is, and always will be, better than golden at lacrosse and everything else that golden tries to be good at.
Student 1: Hey dude, I'm thinking about transferring to Golden.
Student 2: Hahaha! Do you mean that one high school with the terrible lacrosse and all things skill related? Don't bother! Wheat Ridge is the studly school, go there, for all your greatest wishes will be granted, and alllll of the most wonderfully beast lacrosse you will ever play will be played there. Your son will have no chance of getting a college scholarship for lacrosse if he goes to golden.
Parent 1: I'm sending my son and daughter to golden high school.
Parent 2: Hahahahah!!! what are you smoking you dumb queer?!
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a way to get back at a slag that has been bitching about your bedroom antics.
whilst doing her from behind, start making noise tht your about to come, so convince to take your load on her face, when shes expecting it, you piss all over her.
it has been rumoured that "dave" has a tiny penis and doesnt actually like sex by "laura" who he recently banged a few times
after a drunken night out together where they met and started to hook up, dave suggests they take it elsewhere, back to his...
after a while of good hard fucking, and they end up doing it doggystyle/stoodup...
Dave : oh my god, this is amazing i think im going to come!
Laura : i love it too, cant we keep going, just a little bit longer?
Dave :OK just let me cover your face thn I'll finish you off
Laura : yeah bitch!
Dave pulls out and 'tosses to the point of ejaculation' where instead he pisses all over her, in her mouth, up her nose etc; thus giving her a 'golden shower #2'
Dave : DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN BIATCH!
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The team that broke the NBA because LeBron broke the NBA. This team is has Kevin Durant, Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green, and now Demarcus Cousins, yet choked a 3-1 led against the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2016 NBA Finals.
The Nba should just give the Golden State Warriors the Nba Finals Trophy because we know there going win the Finals for the 3 years.
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The Golden Udder
Full name Golden Udders of lucidity
the golden udder is somthing earthworm jim must collect to help save him self from going in a coma forever
so heres the story
Earthworm Jim is hit by a flying cow that sends him into a coma. Jim awakens within his own mind and discovers he has gone insane. His past villains have entered his mind and if something doesn't happen soon, Jim will be in the coma forever. His super ego has been unleashed within his mind to stop the madness. To restore his sanity he must find the Golden Udders of lucidity.When Jim enters his mind, he finds out that his four mind chambers have been taken over by his worst fears. He must collect Golden Udders to unlock the other three chambers and Green Marbles to unlock the levels within the chamber. Jim defeats four villains who took over his mind chambers, and finally faces the personification of his trauma: Earthworm Kim.
GOLDEN UDDERS SAVE YOU
Guy 1 : dude i am 3 golden udders away from getting them all
guy 2 : sweet dude!
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