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A group of performing automatons that currently include:
Hatchworth
The Spine
Rabbit
Past Members Include:
The Jon
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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -
"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!
Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.
Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.
Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."
Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"
"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"
"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
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On Fridays where epic moves are executed in abundance consistently.
Dude, take the burn lane (left lane), its Power Move Friday.
A tasty power move occurs when a human makes a decision to advance his or her position in a very fashionable manner.
(In the context of Leigh Daniel Avidan)
That was a tasty power move.
Commonly found with four or more Discord badges, these users seem to think they are the ideal users of Discord, while treating others as inferiors. These users often have a concerning interest in anthropomorphic characters; where said characters manifest themselves in the day to day activity of a power user. Power users always have an active Nitro subscription, which is most likely set to auto-bill at monthly intervals. A power user's profile most likely contains an image or reference to a fictitious anthropomorphic character, while containing a biography which includes the power user's pronouns, neo-pronouns, their exaggerated moderation experience, and various useless tidbits that are heavily frowned upon by the general Discord userbase. While pretending to be oblivious, power users are generally aware of their "popularity" among the platform. The average power user will usually make the facetious claim that "badges are irrelevant and do not matter", while ironically displaying their numerous profile badges. It is advised to avoid interactions with a power user at all cost. If left with no choice, approach a power user with understanding, liberalism, and an intense knowledge of the Discord moderation program.
Jim: Dude! You got so many badges!! How did you get them all?
Moderator: Badges are irrelevant. Refrain from mentioning badges or you will be banned from the server.
Bob: That mod is such a discord power user tbh
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The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.
Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!
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A (usually begrudging) expression of yielding acknowledgement to a person's lifestyle, decisions, or any other characteristic that they choose for themselves, be it against your own ethics. You may disagree with them, but you recognize their right to whatever it is they may be doing.
Did you really just eat 3 whole boxes of Nutty Buddies? That's over 3,000 calories altogether... More power to you, I suppose.
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When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!
Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.