world war III

World War III (noun)

definition of World War III:

the predicted third worldwide war that finally began on December 15, 2018, that was tought mainly between Ariana Grande, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Pete Davidson

creds to @exposedbihh on twitter

guy #1: yo did you see what happened today on twitter?
guy #2: what?
guy #1: WORLD WAR III HAS BEGUN!

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zigzag shit war

The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.

Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war

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Star Wars sequels

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.

Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure

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War Down

Used as a ghetto way of sayin goodbye to your homies. Basically the opposie of Peace Up. "Peace up A Town" -- "War Down Z County"

1: "Ay man ima jet c ya laterz"
2: "Aight homie war down!"

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The Ecuadorian Casualty of War

Refers to the lone Ecuadorian casualty of the Second World War, stemming from an incident somewhere in the Andes Mountains, where a likely deranged donkey kicked a member of the Ecuadorian army in the gonads, resulting in his unfortunate death. The incident reportedly took place only mere seconds after the second and final atomic bomb was released over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

"Damn... If only he held out for another 10 seconds. Poor muchacho."

"Yo dude did you ever hear about the Ecuadorian Casualty of War? It was a rather unfortunate situation."

world war w

the war in which man battles the urge to whack off

you look like you went through world war w last night

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.