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after engaging in safe sex with your girl while on her period, remove the bloody condom from your penis and slap her across the face with it, repeatedly, until she cries.
So my girlfriend told me that it was that time of the month but she was really horny. I told her not to worry, thats what condoms are made for. So i slapped one on my willy and started banging her. Exept this time I decided to pull out in the middle with the condom dripping menstral fluid and when my girlfriend looked up i began slappin her in the face with it. It took a couple seconds before she began to cry for me to stop. then i reminded her that she is from boston so she better support the boston red sock!
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A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.
Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!
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This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.
Docking successful.
Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.
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A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
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When you ejaculate into a sock and microwave it until very, very hot.. then swing it fiercely and slap somebody in the face with it.
"dude i just gave Ryan an AP hot sock and he puked then walked home.
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Version A: When a girl is wearing ugg boots and you bust a load in them and then force the girl to wear them while you fuck her.
Version B: When you are fucking a girl and you are about to bust you pull out and shoot it into her ugg boots. you then make her wear the boots for the rest of the day.
Jordan: Ayo girl lemmee give you a kangaroo sock hop right quick!
Girl: Not today i just finished cleaning them out since last time..
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