the birds and the bees

fücking

Tom gave Jane the birds and the bees

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Sick Bird

Any gift of worthless or negative value; i.e., like a soon-to-die sick bird or an already dead parrot that's been given as a gift. Metaphorically speaking, a kind of backhanded compliment or ironic flattery meant to mock or piss someone off (as one would be pissed off to receive a sick bird as a gift).

"What do you think of me going for that new job HR just posted?"
"I think your monumental intellect could only get in the way of your minimal experience."
"Ah, why the sick bird, dick?"

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Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

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Bird dogging

When someone stares at you in a way you dislike. Jealous / Aggresive / Confontational

"Yo why's this fool bird dogging?"
"Look at this ****** bird dogging me!"

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bird dog

1. To run someone down from behind and tackle them, much as a quick bird of flight would chase down a dog.
2. To screw over or get screwed over, often by ones own close friends. See Biddle.
3. To harass to no end by the repeated utterance of a nonsensical phrase.

1. "Did you see last night? Addison completely bird dogged Derek in the nuts even though he's crippled!"
2. "That Justin kid, I bird dogged him pretty bad last night, I think he wants to kill me."
3. "Damnit Berman! Stop bird dogging!"

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Dirty Bird

While at a social occasion, sneaking alcohol while your friends are distracted or elsewhere.

While Bryan and Joseph were distracted, Roman proved to be the dirty bird by sneaking a shot of Mezcal.

OR

Before everyone returned, D was dirty birding the rum.

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bird gang

A group of promiscious women who hang out together.

Look at that group of bitches they're definately a bird gang

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