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door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.

As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.

by QuacksO December 04, 2020


Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.

There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.

by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020


Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024


Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors

I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station

by EDSA2 June 09, 2022


Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors

I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station

by EDSA2 June 09, 2022


wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 01, 2014


Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022