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youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.
dude last night this girl gave me a nicaraguan palm tree! it was great!
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when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.
My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!
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A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.
That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.
Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!
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A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual
Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree
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A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.
I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.
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When someone says something so outrageous and unbelievable, one may say "Are you out of your tree?" which means that the person is out of their mind on such an idea. The phrase originates from the popular Nintendo game, Animal Crossing.
Tanner: So what are you trying to do here?
Reil: I'm going to jump that shark tank on this here bike.
Tanner: Oh no, no, no! Are you out of your tree?! You can't hope to jump something like that on that thing. You may as well start jumping turtles before doing something so unbelievable.
Reil: But I jumped the turtles last week...
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The imortal god of “ur” jokes
WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY
AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD
Joe: u smell like butt
Jim: no u
Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister
Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body
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