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When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!
Imagine the hottest date you could ever go on....and orgasm at the end of it..posh wank!
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An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.
"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"
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Stupid, thoughtless person who need to fire-up their brainless. Also an ignoramus who doesn't think about others
"That guy's such a wank-bag."
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The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.
I had a Winnie The Pooh wank last night, tshirt on and nothing else.
When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.
Oh man, last night I had to sleep with me mum. I had to call in Wank team 6 and everything.
Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life
I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win
You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over