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When you are depressed over the fact a girl will never want you but Zyzz sends some pure motivation over you to lift some weights, put on some weight and GET RIPPED BRAHHHHH
Me: I’m depressed bro, the fact she’ll never want me hurts bad.
Me: FUCK THAT BRAH WHO CARES BRUZ? GET RIPPED DRINK THA C TINE AND FUCKIN DOMINATE
1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb
According to WHO, 1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb
The feeling of a revelation of a lifetime
It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.
Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?
Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.
Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"
Man who will I find over the rainbow
Oh you mean IZ
When you received the wrong uber eats order and you call the sped delivery person and they don't say anything and put their dumb retarded boyfriend (who can't pronounce, "speaking," correctly) on the phone and he says, "WHO SPEAKIN?"
Me: "Hey, you gave me the wrong order."
No one: Dogshit faggot boyfriend loser fuck: "WHO SPEAKIN'?"