Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

9👍 4👎

cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar

Its a cracker...with cheese!

9👍 4👎

Grilled Cheese

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.

I like how grilled cheese tastes.

80👍 63👎

hood cheese

The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough...

dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!

22👍 14👎

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

22👍 14👎

Cheese nips

A respectful name for addressing people with bright orange tans.

*Upon seeing a friend who just got a spray-on tan* Yo, what up, Cheese nips!?

17👍 10👎

Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

17👍 10👎