Working off your guilt

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.

Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

slut work

1. art work meets sex work
2. ballad of the emotional work* I’ve poured into my real and pseudo relationships *(see emotional labour)
*(see emotional labour)

@slut.work

slut work is a work of art : autobiographical, semi-original content and an ongoing experiment in vulnerability.

mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

working the biscuit

Thrusting ur hips side to side to the point when ur friends or colleagues notice....n commend you for properly working your biscuit

Yo that girl on the dance floor space sure is working the biscuit!

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.