A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick
Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins
a Stupid overbearing loud dense person
I.e. a diaper
Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.
no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.
*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.
The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.
Brody: "How was your night?"
Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."
a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
the expression of some extreme emotion (based on context)
I failed this class, because the professor is throwing ass.
I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.