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To masturbate; to beat it.
Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?
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An overly priced peace of junk, it is sony's next gen console that is way overpriced for wat it can do, it copied things from the wii and 360 which shows how pathetic sony is they cant even make their own fricken ideas! seriously if u want a next gen console get a xbox 360 or nintendo wii they are way better and dont cost as goddamn much!
Brandon: OMG!!!! i got a PLAYSTATION 3!!!!
Isaac: Jeez dude u bought one of those overpriced pieces of junk.
Nick:Yeh man u could of got a 360 or wii,they are better and cheaper u must be on drugs dude.
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guy1: Hey, are you playing some Fallout 3?
guy2: Nope, I'm playing some oblivion with guns.
guy1: wat
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Hi-3, is a hi-5, but only using the 3 fingers, as used in a scout/brownie promise.
You can only do a hi-3 if you were once a beaver, cub, scout, rainbow, brownie, or guide.
Mark: Hey you, that was an amazing shot!
Ems: Thanks.
Mark: Lets hi-3!
Ems: hi-3!
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I'm just a cash money terrorist, doin' it for the money,
I don't care about the cause, I kinda think it's funny,
I gotta room in my basement where I keep my stash,
Gotta kill Americans to make some kish kash.
I killed the hostage, it was my choice,
then I called up Osama from my new rolls royce.
I said, "how are you doing, infidel?"
He said, "I'm planning this attack and im doin' well"
I said I killed the American, I did the deed,
now where the hell is my premium weed?
He said "Calm down, buddy, it's in the mail.
I really hope you don't have to go to jail,"
I said "it's ok, I'm just working for the dollah,
and if I get caught, I'll pray to Allah Allah Allah!
oooooh that was s111ck!
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On this day bailey will be granted eternal youth by sucking emilia’s giant shlong
bailey: it’s february 3 today y’know what that means ;)
emilia: why yes i do ;)))
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A new game system that looks like George Foreman's contraption "The lean mean, grilling machine"
Playstation 3 looks like George Foreman's Lean Mean, Grilling Machine
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