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Jesus card

A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki

"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."

by DreadCommander June 5, 2017

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jesus santana

literally means the man, who is amazing at sex and his kisses are hot as fuck. has a long dick and an amazing tongue.

"he is so a jesus santana "

by dstj44 October 15, 2014

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jesus feet

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

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Jesus Christ

a fictional character

Jesus Christ is full of shit

by beinggayisachoice November 26, 2017

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jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

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white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

by La Douche April 14, 2004

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Jesus Christ

A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.

I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.

by Steriodsmademydicksmall September 16, 2008

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