bitch ass jamie lover that says “soon” every-time you need him for something. always loud and obnoxious and will try to steal your boyfriend. also spends money on overly expensive mandalorian hoodies and will offer to buy you one.
jonathan: oh my god look at that loser, the fuck is he wearing?
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
a guy who isn’t scared of chuckles aka charlie charlie
jackson stover is a badass
The act of giving one of your female thruple partners a fingering or two underneath the school lunchroom table.
“Hey dude did you hear about Chris giving Jessica the jackson today?”
When you leave your team behind when they are in a battle
In a cowardly manner, he bitched out of the fight and left us for dead. What a Jackson move.
Selfish and leaves the team behind when they are in a fight
He left us while we were getting shot at; what a Jackson move
Absolute wet wipe, loves to rim 86 year old men
Davy Jackson is a gimp