when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.
man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?
yes.
Hitting someone so hard that you will send him to the moon
Artosis: I really thought today I'm like well Stats is just gonna, just gonna monster punch him and just send him to the moon
Tasteless: As Artosis once said monster punch to the moon
A game where you enslave monsters and force them to produce coins and sing for you.
Hey. Wanna play My Singing Monsters?
in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?
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A plethora of cereal hunters.
Great party monster hunter, man!
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Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.
Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"
Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"
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Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"
I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.
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