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When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com
Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:
Enclosed please find our latest annual report.
With Best Regards,
John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO
Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
They are the best tik toker and a veery beautiful person married to Beidou they are very talented and nice and good at genshin
Have you heard of beidous..personal..slut?
No. Who are they?
They are my friend a very nice and good person!
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Someone who is attracted to some one for over 3 years and does the whole "Let me just stare at them"thing while trying to get over how gorgeous this person is butt in the end they get more attracted to them and they do this so much to the person they they have been deemed a creepy stalker personand this creepy stalker person will run around warning everyone about them being one
Mary Grace:can you like stop staring at Kerry
Julio Ramiro III:sorry I'm just a creepy stalker person ,butt like if you want to help me get over her you is welcome to try
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Me Katie is and will be Jennas favorite person forever . No one else shall hold my place ever especially not Andres .
I am Jennas favorite person -Katie
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Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
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Alexys Rummel is the best person on earth, she is kind and intellegent and probably the best friend I've had in a while.
Love you Alexys!!
"Alexys? Oh yeah, she's the best person on earth!"
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Jennifer Marais-Richardson
Jennifer Marais-Richardson is the cutest person ever , no one can fight me on that
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