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Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.
"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"
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1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.
2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.
2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.
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Gas Ass is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. Another name for this is "Chronic Flatulence" but "Gas Ass" is easier to remember and it's more modern. After a period of time of having Gas Ass, the butt will smell like stinky poop for the next 24 hours. Gas Ass is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. Usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. When one has Gas Ass, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their butt. Gas Ass is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it's discovered.
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Situation 1:
Calvin was sitting in class one day when he started to absolutely rip ass and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.
Michael: Dude, Calvin has the worst case of Gas Ass ever!
Dude: I know!
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Situation 2:
Calvin has Gas Ass later that night and is absolutely ripping ass at the dinner table.
The Dad: Calvin, that smells f*cking terrible, what is your sh*t?
Sister: OHMYGODITSMELLSSOBAD!!!!!!!!!!!
The mom then passes out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while Calvin has a big smile on his face.
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Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.
Heather's flat as was the result of Glutious Flatosis.
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The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.
She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.
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The Correct way to use the word "ASS SOUP" is to describe a place full of hot chicks, babes, hotties, hoes,squirrels or clams.
1." Dude. I went to the mall and it was ASS SOUP! "
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Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.
(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").
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