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Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022


Alabama Style

A sexual act in which a person, usually male, adopts another person before having sexual intercourse, thus making the act incestual

"My girl wanted to do it Alabama style, but the courthouse was closed on sunday"

by Jew-Gi-Oh May 19, 2022


Alabama style

Its when you have sex with some one in your family. Like, your sis.

I love alabama style

by XanomlyX February 20, 2019


Alabama Combo

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020


Alabama Ringer

A sex move where a female sits on a mans face and maybe jolting vibrations like an alarm clock

Damn, my cousin Matilda game me the hottest Alabama ringer

by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 9, 2018


alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022


The Alabama Jackrabbit

The sexual act of hunting rabbits, stuffing them then using them as a sex tool.

Wow Bungledash thanks for hunting that rabbit! Now we can use them for The Alabama Jackrabbit!

by DA Big curly July 20, 2024