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When you lurk in the group chat and read all the messages without actually saying anything
Why’s Sarah not saying anything?
Oh, she’s probably just gonna pull an alex
Alex Cruz is an example of things being bigger in Texas. Standing at 5'10, 360 LBS of PURE MUSCLE, Alex is a giant of a man. He is strong enough to lift ridable lawnmowers with ease. He is also capable of lifting truck axles with his bare hands. He can even lift the front end of a car. He is fond of chucking 100 lb weights (literally) at walls. Of Mexican and Native American descent, he has the blood of a warrior. As the best friend of STREETFIGHTER351, they work together and thrive. Although they are both broke, they work together to acquire and share games. Alex is a generous man who has given many opportunities to people in his life. Coming from a harsh upbringing, he grew strong, although unfortunately he did not receive a proper education. Anyone who dares challenge him will taste total and utter defeat. They'd be lucky not to end up in a hospital. Alex is UNDEFEATED in the streets. Although one of the toughest men to exist, he is the kind of person to help others in need and display warmth. Even though he cannot read or write, he has a 5000 IQ so people have a hard time outsmarting him. Fortunately for him, his friend STREETFIGHTER351 understands his troubles and upbringing and will help him in situations when he needs someone to read something for him. They might not be blood, but they are brothers forever.
"Remember, STREETFIGHTER and ALEX are very big men. Anyone else? Little men. Weak. Nobody can lift weights like we can" -Alex Cruz
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351
Being an Alex is when you bitch and complain about everything that inconveniences you. Even if it is for the better/safety of someone else.
Kim (hysterical) : "I lost my $75,000 diamond earring in the ocean!!"
Kourtney: "Kim, there are literally people dying. Stop being an Alex"
if youre friends with them, theyre the mom friend
will always love you and give you support forever and ever
"alex/diane is such a nice person!"
"i know, i dont know how anyone could possibly hate them, theyre amazing!"
He is also called tsimpoukis, he likes trained chicks with tattoos and to have grips. We would also call him an alcoholfovic and a lover of house math
He also sees Barda erotically ...
Alex Domi Tsimpoukis