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the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
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When you buy pre-made food instead of cooking it, and feeding it to your spouse.
Diana brought Panera for Josh- she pulled an american housewife.
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A certain type of people that only fly on Spirit Airlines because it is absolutely the cheapest airline out there.
I wish those Spirit Americans would shut the fuck up and stop talking so loudly.
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The ideal sandwich maker who has great skill. Criteria includes: Ninjas who have a black belt with two purple stripes on it.
This requires time, skill, practice, and patience.
Carrie: I wish I was the new the american idol.
Shelby: so you wish you were like me?
Carrie: Yes...
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people from the hodge podge of states that is america
american people amirite
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An aptly named game in which two or more boys or men stand over a bucket and competitively masturbate until all but one get something out. The last man standing is forced to drink the others' discharge.
Kid 1: Did you hear what happened last night? Jack, Eddie, and Phil got around a bucket and played American Politics! I know, disgusting, right! Eddie was the loser . . . but I heard he didn't mind.
Kid 2: Whoa! How did you know about that?
Kid 1: I was there.
Kid 2: I'll be going now.
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Cascadian American- Name given to those who live in the Cascadian mountain range other names for “ Cascadian Americans” is hick,redneck,outlaw,hillbilly and country boy or girl
well you see I’m not a hick I’m a Cascadian American but I understand your confusion
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