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When a mother doesn’t love their child anymore and punts his ass out of the house and shuts the door on the baby, leaving the baby to become a crack addict.
Obama’s mom didn’t love him anymore, so she had to yeet the baby, to become happy again.
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Moon babies originated from the show Teletubbies. The Moon Baby is the moon from the show, with a picture of a babies face on the moon. But, moon babies have been around before earth existed. They are believed to have created the solar system by coughing up their food. The tides are NOT controlled by the moon, they are controlled by Moon Babies using a spoon to push the water around. Sun babies are NOT REAL. ONLY MOON BABIES ARE REAL. Any picture of a sun baby is FAKE. Moon Babies are what gives us life.
Sun babies are fake. Only Moon Babies are real.
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a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.
simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.
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describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs
Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
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A term used in Modern Warfare 2 to trash a player using a heartbeat monitor.
That fucking kid with the cheap ass baby monitor killed me again!
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When your sub is being either a sad lil attention whore, wanting their way and being stubborn. Acting like a child (but you are not a child hence the term ‘big’ baby)
“Stop acting like such a big baby.”
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(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.
I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was with my Baby Mother all night.
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