Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.

our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"

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Bang Slam

The act of insulting your sexual partner after having sex with them. Commonly known as the Bang Slam.

After a nice romantic sex fest, Joe told his girlfriend she has a vagene like a wizard's sleeve. The worst "Bang Slam" possible.

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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"

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macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.

geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!

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banging uglies

Having sex

We got caught in the stock room banging uglies

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bang out

Usually chanted by marching band/football team. Means "go hard" or "work hard".

"What team?" Everyone else: "BANG OUT!"

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Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.

1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.

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