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The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family
The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.
"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something
1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"
What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.
Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.
When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."