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parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 30, 2022


Christian Incredibles

Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.

“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN

by I have no idea why stuff exist February 13, 2021


christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 30, 2020


Christian Mathis

A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.

That awesome Christian Mathis.

by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017


consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 8, 2023


Cliff Christians

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.

I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.

by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023


Christianity +1

Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship

I have converted to Christianity +1

by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023