UNCLE DADDY

When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY

Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.

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boom-daddy

A word describing someone or something that is awesome, epic, or great; usually fallows the adjective, "pretty."

Johnny Cash doing a back flip off of a unicycle while on fire would be pretty boom-daddy.

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Daddy Benzo

I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME. You're a cheating whore and you're a cheating bastard and toxic venom spilled all over the world at each other and we feel like it's the end of the world and we hate each other to the death an hour later.....
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG..
"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... and poof real life gangster shit ride or die stick together you can overcome anything even a daddy issue was never an issue and that's been my problem my whole life

Daddy benzo he's an asshole a cute asshole and oh my God is that a flashlight in his pocket or is he just happy to see us LOL all the girls love you but you'll forever be my DADDY BENZO a king in my eyes no one can ever take your place... this white girl loves you

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Joe Daddy

Joe Daddy is a reply when somebody says “Hey, Joe Mamma”.

Not Joe:What’s up, Joe Mamma?
Joe:It’s Joe Daddy dumbass! Now go clean your room.

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Daddy Diemar

A real hotty with ambitions of living in Spain.

My teacher is a daddy diemar.

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potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.

After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.

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woo daddy

1. a short, leprechaun like male

2. a midget

Woo Daddy's magically delicious!

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