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Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.
Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.
Chris-My mom is dead...
Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*
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What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.
Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.
Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.
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The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.
Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.
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Looks so fine that you could literally die from looking at them
Smh i cant look at gabby she’s drop dead gorgeous
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A phrase used to describe when there are a lot of something in a small area and that running into them is unavoidable. Seems to be popular with people from the burrows of Philadelphia.
"there are so many coffee joints here that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting one."
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A youtube channel that has died out in popularity, and barely up loads any content like they use to.
Dude, Yamimash is a dead youtube channel.
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The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.
My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.
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