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When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
A man who takes lots of farts. It is attractive for the men, and gets them all horny.
Youre a Dutch-Beast!
I was looking on the internet for hot dutch chicks and to my surprise the web site had chicks with dicks!
An all female 3-way-69
I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!
When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.
Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.
The act of farting on your partners face when they have their head off the side of a surface they are laying on (i.e. bed or couch) whilst sucking your testicles.
"Dude, what happened to your girlfriend's eyes?" "I accidently gave her Dutch pinkeye."