a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo
French nerd, plays video games, simps for chun-li
A french nerd who has no life and is a huge simp and is gay
A guy who is so kind hearted and loves antelopes. Person that will make u laugh during every situation even if your getting harassed by the persons cousin. Dylan is a great person and whoever he loves is the most luckiest person EVERRRRR
Best person, antelope lover, best person ever, Dylan is the best hehe
Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin
You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?
Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide
Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*