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An email that corrupts the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique used by upper management to verily confuse thier work force. Email that can diminish our analytical capacities, and rob us of the ability to synthesize various threads of data into one logical conclusion.
After reading that e-lobotomy I believe I have actually lost IQ points.
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noun
1. shortness of a character length in electronic messages; briefness: the e-brevity of your messages is appreciated.
2. the quality of expressing much in few characters; terseness: brevity makes Twitter bearable, e-brevity makes it unreadable.
While your e-brevity is much appreciated, I have no idea what you said, if anything, in those last six hundred text messages.
Your e-brevity needs work, I can still understand you.
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Malicious text auto-correction on the iPhone.
I just e-mauled my boss. I texted "Gimme some secs" and the malicious auto correction on my iPhone changed it to 'Gimme some sex"
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To bitch or be bitched at electronically through email, chat rooms, or said other such electronic terms. Usually enough to piss you off or bring you to the boiling point.
Also, complaining about products or services that really are sub standard and not what you ordered or expected.
After I read the email and got e-bitched out I responded and ebitched you right back.
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online porn
porn that is sent via email and features adult content
sending an email containing pornographic content, e-porn
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Somebody who continually bums hits off of an Electronic Cigarette (E-Cig).
Ross: Hey meat can I bum a hit off your e-cig?
Meatball: No man, quit being a E-Nig.
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