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When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...
Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...
when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight
Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.
That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).
On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.
The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.
person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.
person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
A story that is posted on a persons Facebook page to try and get even more attention than their status updates, check-ins and photo uploads. Their stories theme is usually of A. Looking cool in class B. Outlandish personal experience at a mall or in some other public venue C. Some other whitty, clever or "random" story about being "cool," that obviously never happened.
Facebook Story:
OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.
Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!
Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."
Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."
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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"
Cheri: "No, what?!"
Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"
Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."
a women or man doesnt know how to use technology and is always white. They also are racist.... VERY RACIST
and they love minnions
Look at that facebook boomer on that bench