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Where one person takes a drag on a cigarette or weed and then kisses another person sending the smoke into that persons mouth and then out their nose. It's almost impossible to do correctly, but totally classy and sexy once you do.
They faux french kissed on the beach and she thought she knew he was her soul-mate.
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When on person says something to be cool that they heard from someone else, and it doesn't go over well. It just doesn't fit their personallity to do something like that.
This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
Julie has French Revolution Syndrome, and now she wont stop talking in a British accent
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noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"
Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"
French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
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Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob
"She can speak French, I think she fluent"
Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
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This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
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When a Jewish woman or woman of Hebrew descent, inserts a warm baguette into her vagina.
Did you here Larraine Rosenberg was found behind the synagogue enjoying a French Dip au Jus?
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