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Golden Albatross

The act of urinating in somebody's mouth while they are performing fellatio

John - I was going down on Jenny last night and she gave me a Golden Albatross
Jim - Ew man that's gross

by crimsoncape August 3, 2015

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Golden Udder

The Golden Udder
Full name Golden Udders of lucidity
the golden udder is somthing earthworm jim must collect to help save him self from going in a coma forever

so heres the story

Earthworm Jim is hit by a flying cow that sends him into a coma. Jim awakens within his own mind and discovers he has gone insane. His past villains have entered his mind and if something doesn't happen soon, Jim will be in the coma forever. His super ego has been unleashed within his mind to stop the madness. To restore his sanity he must find the Golden Udders of lucidity.When Jim enters his mind, he finds out that his four mind chambers have been taken over by his worst fears. He must collect Golden Udders to unlock the other three chambers and Green Marbles to unlock the levels within the chamber. Jim defeats four villains who took over his mind chambers, and finally faces the personification of his trauma: Earthworm Kim.

GOLDEN UDDERS SAVE YOU

Guy 1 : dude i am 3 golden udders away from getting them all
guy 2 : sweet dude!

by TheToxicBox May 26, 2011

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Golden Bomb

When one uses his fingers to keep one's foreskin closed while peeing. Then open the finger, at the highest point of pressure, to release that golden bomb.

Wow he totally golden bombed that guy!

by john elbow February 8, 2010

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

31πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


golden state bridge

Like the Eiffel Tower except your adding one female. 2 groups of people having intercourse, while the guys are clapping cheeks from the rear, the females are kissing in the middle with the guys pushing hands together.

β€œHey did you hear about Oliver and Gus’s Golden state bridge last night with Tracy and Brittany? Ya, the boys were clapping hands while the girls were clapping cheeks!”

by TheBerries6246 November 29, 2019


golden square birthday

Similarly to your golden birthday, your golden square birthday is when you turn the square of your birth day.
If you were born on the 6th of the month, your golden square birthday is when you turn 36.
If you were both on the 2nd of the month, your golden square birthday was when you turned 4.
People with high birth day numbers do not get to celebrate their golden square :(

It's my grandma's golden square birthday today! She's turning 81!

by zoop_zoop August 19, 2020


south golden beach

the best town ever.
also known as south golden or simply golden.
is located in New South Wales,Australia near byron bay.
not part of ocean shores if people didn't realise.
south golden isnt big enough to be on maps or big enough to be recognised on satellite navigation systems.

'man that party at south golden beach was off the hook'

by franklini September 3, 2008