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what you say when someone utters random nonsense
hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..
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When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.
"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"
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Indicates that the smoking tobacco is permissible and encouraged.
Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.
The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').
"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
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A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.
Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!
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How to respond to trollers, holy rollers, tea-partiers, Larouchies, Code Pink, Mormon missionaries, fail, etc.
Lady: But in the bible-
Dude: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
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Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.
"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"
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"How Stella Got Her Groove Back" was a mediocre and very forgettable 1998 movie that was most noteworthy and only remembered today for having a funky title. While there was nothing really about this movie worth remembering, it's silly title lives in as a sportscentery pop-culture reference used to describe a previously good player or team that's been in a slump emerging from that slump. Gen-Xers will cackle with the reference while millennials will shrug their shoulders as it passes over their heads...
(Radio play-by-play baseball commentator) "Santana's at the plate, he's been in a bit of a funk, hasn't had a hit in 5 games. Here comes the pitch across the plate, swung on and (CRACK) belted - it's going long - got the distance - STELLA'S GOT HER GROOVE BACK IT'S A HOME RUN FOR SANTANA!!!!"
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