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This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"
My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.
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Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!
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the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)
Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!
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When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.
“Bro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!”
Coined in Nova Scotia but possible in other areas of Eastern Canada the “Nova Scotia Hat Trick” is defined as the following:
-Harvesting of a Bull Moose.
-Landing an Atlantic Salmon on a fly rod.
-Landing a Blue Fin Tuna.
This is typically completed within a maximum of a one month period to be recognized, although some participants of the challenge have completed it in as little as 4 days.
*Some refer to this accomplishment as the “Maccuspic Hat Trick” named after a NS resident who founded the challenge*
Hey boss can I fill out a time off request?
Why do you need time off?
Well the leaves are starting to turn and fall is in the air I am going to try my hand at the Nova Scotia Hat trick!
Hey man why have you been living out of your truck all of September/October?
I have been trying to complete the Nova Scotia Hat Trick!!
Wow good luck, that’s quite an accomplishment!
Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.
"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."
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someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them
your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes
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