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I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

by dogottsel July 19, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

by KnightofNerdom December 9, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit

To say you will beat someone up after they Trigger you or offend you.

1.Tim: Bro your such an asshole.

Me: Say that one more time and I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit bitch.

by MansTooHotHeGotDMS August 10, 2018

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


you know what i'm sayin

(yoo no hwut im sa'in), pron., v., pron., n., v.
1. To let the person your addressing understand what you mean.
2. Is used frequently through an educating conversation.
3. A mating call

1., 2. The carbon-14 atoms that cosmic rays produce, coalesce with oxygen to structure carbon dioxide, which plants take in naturally and integrate into plant fibers by photosynthesis. You know what i'm sayin?

3. Hey girl, why don't we go to my place and connect our genetilia, you know what i'm sayin?

by The one and only Jeebz December 18, 2005

311๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

simply it means i'm gonna beat the fuck out you

Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch

Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

by Ass is grass October 13, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm not puting a dick on you

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.

boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!

by kosto September 24, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž