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Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013


coolest person ever

natalie.

natalie is the coolest person ever !

by Not Lee Tehe January 23, 2022

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Best Person On Earth

Alexys Rummel is the best person on earth, she is kind and intellegent and probably the best friend I've had in a while.
Love you Alexys!!

"Alexys? Oh yeah, she's the best person on earth!"

by Jaspermcclapper December 6, 2022

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Cutest person ever

Jennifer Marais-Richardson

Jennifer Marais-Richardson is the cutest person ever , no one can fight me on that

by darlingcorbs February 1, 2020

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Creepy stalker person

Someone who is attracted to some one for over 3 years and does the whole "Let me just stare at them"thing while trying to get over how gorgeous this person is butt in the end they get more attracted to them and they do this so much to the person they they have been deemed a creepy stalker personand this creepy stalker person will run around warning everyone about them being one

Mary Grace:can you like stop staring at Kerry
Julio Ramiro III:sorry I'm just a creepy stalker person ,butt like if you want to help me get over her you is welcome to try

by DR.DeathDefying February 25, 2020

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beidous..personal..slut

They are the best tik toker and a veery beautiful person married to Beidou they are very talented and nice and good at genshin

Have you heard of beidous..personal..slut?

No. Who are they?

They are my friend a very nice and good person!

by 0000trei July 10, 2021

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Jennas favorite person

Me Katie is and will be Jennas favorite person forever . No one else shall hold my place ever especially not Andres .

I am Jennas favorite person -Katie

by Katie bug <forced June 25, 2021

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