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The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.
Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male
Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."
A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME
Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT
At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
Person 1: Hey how's Jacob
Person 2: Uhhh.....
Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM
a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box
Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday