Jesus Butter

Butter made from female human breast milk mixed with tea leaves for a smell that would delight the GODS

Would you like some Jesus Butter to go with that toast?

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Dirty Jesus

Bad ass beaner who eats more than just beans, and cuts more than just grass.

damn Dirty Jesus, you sure like beans. Go mow my lawn.

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jesus feet

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

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Jesus Christ

a fictional character

Jesus Christ is full of shit

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jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

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white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

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Jesus Christ

A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.

I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.

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