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June 6th is the day where thots cheat on their boyfriend
(hey i gotta tell you something, but please don't get mad) -june 6th
NATIONAL KIERSTIN DAY
any girl with the name kierstin, SUPRISE! it’s your day! You get to ask everyone you know one question
kierstin: what day is it?
friend: june 6th? why?
kierstin: OMG ITS NATIONAL KIERSTIN DAY
June 6th is when the most insufferable annoying stupid bitches were born.
Person 1: Hey, when were you born?
Person 2: June 6th
Person 1: Fuck off toxic cunt
The month that provided 60% discount for all the staff at the Three Elms, during which they lost their minds and their shit and went off the rails and spent thousands of pounds because they were gay as fuck.
The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.