i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

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I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

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“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.

Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.

I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

Bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Let’s just say a substitute for huh? What?

Hey dude I saw you sleep with my gorl
bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

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If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie