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1. This commonly refers to the last boy a girl dates before she realizes she likes girls. This is often used in a kind-hearted way.
abbreviation: LSBL
Girl 1: I just ran into my ex boyfriend, Bob.
Girl 2: Oh, how was that?
Girl 1: It was awkward because I was with my girlfriend and he was my Last Stop Before Lesbian
The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.
O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian
Judge: fucking implodes
A term that a lot of Non-binary folks that love women use instead of using the label that is meant for them, trixic! They are constantly trying to redefine the literal definiton of the word lesbian by warping lesbian history and taking things out of context to push their own radically inclusive agenda.
Kaylee: Im a Non-binary lesbian!
Marie: hmm thats a oxymoron, and that label isnt meant for you! Maybe you should call yourself trixic!
Kaylee: That sounds like a good idea! Ill use the label trixic from now on instead of stealing and redefining someone elses label!
The only insult worse then ur mom gay
Karl: Ur mom gay lol
William: No ur dad lesbian lmaooo
Karl: Goes in a coma and is announced dead
The lesbian crack whore ran upstairs to fuck her father in the ass
1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.
Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.